Saturday, December 4, 2010

In Recent News

...at the Appalachian State campus, a guy called his girlfriend and said he had been kidnapped and shot in the chest; he was rushing to the hospital.

Police found his car ditched along the highway and--as it turns out--that the story was a lie.
He wasn't kidnapped; he had shot himself because "exams were too stressful."

He didn't want to kill himself, just thought this would be a way out.


And all I'm thinking is, "Dude got a point."

1 comment:

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